Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Oliver's friends

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

anus soup

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

If life hands you lemons Take them

No joke.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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