What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Jess Burns

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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women's lacrosse.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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NEVER

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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