Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Religion

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

My mom.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

You.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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