- Anti Joke

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

nine...eleven

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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