Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Black people are innocent.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Anti jokes are funny

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josh simpson has cancer

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Herman Cain

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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