- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Knock Knock Come in.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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