How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Black Poeple

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Women's rights

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

BIG PENIS

Noah is Smart.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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