- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Rick Perry.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What's 6 + 9? 15.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Women's rights.

does this look unsure to you?

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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