- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

I am the sun. You are the moon.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

The mets are 3-0 this season

make me a sandwich!

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

hi bye

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