- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

nathan palmer has a big head !

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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