why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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no

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Canada

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Freedom of Speech

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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