- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What will happen when a black person die they die

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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