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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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