Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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