- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

do you have a wife?

batman has diarrhea

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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