- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

feminists.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

whos district champs not JM

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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