- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Irish sobriety

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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