- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What the hell are you doing?

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

what tall and looks like a jew?

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