Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Continents are large islands.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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