How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What? Huh?

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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