My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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tim has no humor

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Tucker Rivera

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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