- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

vote this down and i will DOX you

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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