What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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im @ work, LOL.

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Im gay What about you

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Get on the boat.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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