- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

I work at jcpenny

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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