Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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you gay?

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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