- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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