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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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