- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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