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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Sharvil has aids 4 times

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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