- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

YO FACE

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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