- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Robin, get in the batmobile

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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