A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

fish fishy caoimhin

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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