What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

My mum is called Steve

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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