- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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