- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

The Big Band Theory

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

say it ten times fast: oh

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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