What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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no really what are ur names?

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Women's Rights

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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