- Anti Joke

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Politics

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.