What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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