- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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