- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's the difference between a duck?

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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