- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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