- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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