What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Your Mother

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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