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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

shut up kobe!

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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