A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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do you have a wife?

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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