This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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