What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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