Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

destiny

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Chuck norris

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Anti Joke

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