- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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