- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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